Photos From My Phone That Remind ME of Seinfeld

Some of these are random photos, some taken specifically because they reminded of Seinfeld at the time.
  1. I come from Ukraine, you no say Ukraine weak...Ukraine is game to you?? How about I take your little board and SMASH!
  2. So un-Karl Farbman like.
  3. Are you accusing me of stealing the raisins?
  4. Time...is what he's indicating there.
  5. That's Jerry Seinfeld from the Super Terrific Happy Hour.
  6. PULP CAN MOVE BABY!
  7. Well, we have no deal with them!
  8. He took *cleans glasses* it out...It? It. Out? Out.
  9. You've never said I love you before?...Once to a dog. He licked himself and left the room.
  10. JERRY, MY RODS AND CONES ARE ALL SCREWED UP!
  11. And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub...This food was in the shower with you?...Mhm, I prepared it as I bathed.
  12. Bosco...Bosco!
  13. You're once...twice...three timessss OH, THE HUMANITY!
  14. You saying you want a piece of me?...I could drop you like a bag of dirt...You want a piece of me? YOU GOT IT.
  15. Little Jerry ran from here to Newman's in under 30 seconds!...Is that good? I don't know.
  16. Do not bend...Just crease, crumple, cram. You'll do fine.
  17. Remember I told you my uncle worked in the Book Depository with Lee Harvey Oswald? My uncle said the President's been shot. Oswald winked at him and said I'm gonna catch a movie.
  18. You got me in the Galápagos Islands swimming with the turtles, I don't know where I am!
  19. Four plums with reddd on the inside.
  20. I can't tell you how good it feels to win!...That's because you didn't.
  21. KRAMER, HE PEED ON MY SOFA, POPPY PEED ON MY SOFA!
  22. The washer fluid is fine...THE WASHER FLUID IS NOT FINE.
  23. She's like a beautiful Godzilla...And I'm thousands of fleeing Japanese.
  24. They say you grow hair, look-a-like Stalin!
  25. Another round of strawberry for me and my friends!
  26. WHERE'S YOUR WINE?! GET OUT!
  27. Top of the muffin TO YOU!
  28. We don't allow any outside syrups, jams, or condiments in the restaurant. And if I catch you in here with that again, I will confiscate it.