The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (Inside the Actors Studio)

Inspired by @clairewentthere
  1. 1.
    What is your favorite word?
    Smitten.
  2. 2.
    What is your least favorite word?
    Anything with "gate" in it. Spygate, deflategate, actual gates. Also, organic. Enough already.
  3. 3.
    What turns you on?
    Everything. But more specifically, when someone remembers something about me they have no reason to remember. Thoughtfulness, sense of humor, intelligence.
  4. 4.
    What turns you off?
    Self-importance.
  5. 5.
    What is your favorite curse word?
    Does jabroni count?
  6. 6.
    What sound or noise do you love?
    Dog tags rattling.
  7. 7.
    What sound or noise do you hate?
    Chewing/drinking.
  8. 8.
    What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    I don't even know if I want to attempt my own profession.
  9. 9.
    What profession would you not like to do?
    Anything that requires wearing a suit every single day. I'd rather be poor. And I am.
  10. 10.
    If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say at the Pearly Gates?
    "How's it going, I'm God." I like my God casual and New Testament-like. The whole self-importance thing again. Don't get a big head on me, Heavenly Father.