Things I'm Irrationally Afraid Of

  1. The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.
  2. Fucking look at him are you kidding me?
  3. You're telling me there's nothing inherently creepy about that thing?
  4. Googling that was a sufficiently traumatic experience. I hope you appreciate the things I do for you.
  5. By "you" I mean my 2 followers that will probably never read this.
  6. @teejmcdee @jimmyjamtastic WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
  7. Spiders.
  8. Being a real person