Things I'm Irrationally Afraid Of
- •The Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz.
- •Fucking look at him are you kidding me?
- •You're telling me there's nothing inherently creepy about that thing?
- •Googling that was a sufficiently traumatic experience. I hope you appreciate the things I do for you.
- •By "you" I mean my 2 followers that will probably never read this.
- •Being a real person