Things I Say Too Much

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  1. Oh, come on.
  2. Jabroni.
  3. Sometimes you do.
    In response to people saying, "You never know."
  4. Mhm/ Right/ Okay.
    During phone conversations.
  5. Actin'
    Whenever me or my idiot friends have some event/plans on the horizon, we say "actin' like you doing something" It's become a horrendous habit, ignore us.
  6. This team is brutal.
    In reference to the Dallas Cowboys forever disappointing me.
  7. Who even are you?
  8. Sorry.
    I apologize for things I don't have to apologize for all the time. Usually to strangers. Goddamnit Eric, be a man.
  9. That's not what I meant.
    NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME. GAHHHH
  10. You're an idiot.
  11. So, there's that.
  12. Yeah, that's wacky.
    When someone thinks something is interesting but I don't care.
  13. What?
    I don't have the greatest hearing. I also don't particularly enjoy listening to most people.
  14. Calling girls by their last name.
    I think I picked this up from The Office, i.e Jim always referring to Pam as Beesly. It's definitely a term of endearment for me, but I never asked if they liked/disliked it. No one has ever said anything to me about it. So....idk?
  15. Some variation of fuck. It's only a matter of time.
  16. I don't know.
    I know nothing.