Why Don't You Have...

A girlfriend?
  1. Idk let me stop by the girlfriend store and pick one up. Heard it's 2 for 1.
  2. Maybe I'll cross the street and check out the better career store afterwards.
  3. Perhaps the buy a better life store after that.
  4. Idk, idk if I'll have enough time!
  5. Hahahahaha (fuck you).