Year-round Tweets From a Millennial Leaf

  1. Spring
  2. -Just finished being born. Little overrated.
  3. Summer
  4. -Hot as balls. Getting a nice tan though.
  5. Autumn
  6. -Color seems a little off. Anyone ever get this? Checking @WebMD now.
  7. -Knew I shouldn't have hooked up with Felicia. Damn.
  8. -@WebMD says could be nothing, could be a lack of chlorophyll. OMG. I NEVER do this but say a prayer for your boy. Scared.
  9. -Oh, God...Oh God, oh God, oh God.
  10. -Woke up today and I was ALL BROWN. Going back to sleep. Feeling really weak.
  11. -Wheeeeeeeeeeee!
  12. -#falling #byefelicia
  13. -Just landed. No yeah, I'll just lay here mixed in with all the other leaves like an animal.
  14. -Dave is totally ghosting me. It's cool @DaveTheTree, stare straight ahead and pretend we don't know each other.
  15. -I KNOW YOU SAW MY TWEET DAVE I TAGGED YOU IN IT.
  16. -I'll just go fuck myself.
  17. -Feeling super dehydrated. Ugh.
  18. Winter
  19. -I died.
  20. Died again. Weird.