DAYS YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO FIND THIS TERRIBLE CATHOLIC AT MASS

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  1. Ash Wednesday
  2. Palm Sunday
  3. Easter. Unless I slept in and then started eating chocolate.
  4. Almost no other days???
  5. Probably a day during the Christmas season
    Like the religious season. The 12 days.
  6. Some random Sunday when I've made plans to go to church and then brunch with someone
    idk if this really counts 'cause I'll think about mimosas the whole time???
  7. Sundays where I'm having lunch near church with someone but I got there crazy early so I have like an hour to kill
    This has happened exactly once