Lies I Tell Frequently
- •"Sorry about the mess!"I'm never sorry about the mess. It's my mess, you don't have to deal with it.
- •"Yeah I don't know which episode that was"We're talking about a show I watch? I know what happened in every single episode, the title of the episode and who wrote it.
- •"I'll be there in 10 minutes"Because of numerous character flaws, this has literally never been true.
- •"Lol"You're not that funny, I probably just chuckled
- •"Sorry I can't make it!"You probably invited me after I already put on pajamas.