REASONS WHY EARLY VOTING IS DOPE
- 1.You can shame your friends and remind them that you're more civic minded than they areNever let them forget that you're a better American than them.
- 2.If you ask, they'll give you extra stickers so you won't be left out in Election DaySticker game strong.
- 3.There's a Taco Bell and a McDonald's across the street so you can reward yourself afterYou EARNED that Happy Meal.
- 4.You can get in early on the "I Voted" Instagram gameStand out so your selfie isn't lost in a sea of "I Voted" selfies.
- 5.You don't have to wait in line like a loserYou're very busy and important, thank you very much.
- 6.You can use your "I Voted" sticker to cover up that coffee stain from this morningNo one has to know you're a klutz.
- 7.It's so easy and clearly labelledI like clear instructions and appreciate quality signage.