REASONS WHY EARLY VOTING IS DOPE

  1. 1.
    You can shame your friends and remind them that you're more civic minded than they are
    Never let them forget that you're a better American than them.
  2. 2.
    If you ask, they'll give you extra stickers so you won't be left out in Election Day
    Sticker game strong.
  3. 3.
    There's a Taco Bell and a McDonald's across the street so you can reward yourself after
    You EARNED that Happy Meal.
  4. 4.
    You can get in early on the "I Voted" Instagram game
    Stand out so your selfie isn't lost in a sea of "I Voted" selfies.
  5. 5.
    You don't have to wait in line like a loser
    You're very busy and important, thank you very much.
  6. 6.
    You can use your "I Voted" sticker to cover up that coffee stain from this morning
    No one has to know you're a klutz.
  7. 7.
    It's so easy and clearly labelled
    I like clear instructions and appreciate quality signage.