THE EVENTS OF THE PAST 15 MINUTES

The very true story of how I discovered a ghost in my phone. 👻📲
  1. 1.
    I was casually browsing @list, as one does on a Friday night
  2. 2.
    After setting my phone down while I threw away an empty kettle corn bag, I come back to find an unresponsive phone 😵
  3. 3.
    My phone will not respond to any button pushing or to plugging it in 💀
  4. 4.
    I try to restart my phone, no dice
  5. 5.
    I mildly panic for 3-4 minutes
  6. 6.
    From my dark, unresponsive phone comes Siri's voice: "I don't know how to help you, Emily" 😮
  7. 7.
    I send @joekeller a message that I think my phone is possessed
  8. 8.
    While waiting his arrival, Siri says "I'm okay if you're okay" out of the darkness
  9. 9.
    I toggle the silent switch a few times
  10. 10.
    Joe manages to restart my phone
  11. 11.
    I am pretty sure a ghost is in my phone 👻