THINGS I REFUSE TO DO BECAUSE I'M NOT A LUNATIC
- •Watch tv shows out of orderThey are telling a story! It has an arc! I'm not going into it in the middle! No. No way. Under no circumstances.
- •Choose Red Vines over TwizzlersTwizzlers taste like happiness and joy. Red Vines taste like rubber. The end.
- •Wear jeans to the theatreWho are you people who do this?? I don't understand. No. Stop.
- •Not use my turn signalI'm not a crazy woman. I like to use my blinkers.
- •Not finish moviesI sat through Twilight.