THINGS I REFUSE TO DO BECAUSE I'M NOT A LUNATIC

  1. Watch tv shows out of order
    They are telling a story! It has an arc! I'm not going into it in the middle! No. No way. Under no circumstances.
  2. Choose Red Vines over Twizzlers
    Twizzlers taste like happiness and joy. Red Vines taste like rubber. The end.
  3. Wear jeans to the theatre
    Who are you people who do this?? I don't understand. No. Stop.
  4. Not use my turn signal
    I'm not a crazy woman. I like to use my blinkers.
  5. Not finish movies
    I sat through Twilight.