THINGS I SHOULD DO WHILE I'M ALONE IN THE OFFICE

Everyone is away for one reason or another. I wasn't invited. But it's okay, I have you, @list
  1. Run around this 200 year old building taking cool instagrams
  2. Leave pictures of my face in everyone's drawers
  3. Keg party
  4. Set traps to find out who is stealing my food
  5. Change everyone's desktop background to this picture of a mini horse