THINGS I WISH HAPPENED TO ME MORE

  1. Finding forgotten money in coat pockets
    This is amazing, but I keep track of all my cash like WOAH so it rarely happens to me.
  2. Being asked out
    I get flirted with quite a bit at bars and stuff, but I wish people asked me out at coffee shops and stuff like an indie movie or something.
  3. Being able to find both shoes
    This literally never happens to me they're always near each other, but I either kick them off in a rush and the fly around or the dog steals one and moves it ever so slightly
  4. People requesting lists
    I aim to please. Tell me what you want.
  5. Parties
    I really love going to parties! My friends should have more parties. I should throw more parties.
  6. Paychecks
    These should happen everyday, tbh