THINGS I WISH I COULD PUT IN A COVER LETTER
- •"Listen. I'd be the best at this job. I know it."
- •I frequently buy rounds at office bar nights
- •I'm really fucking good at my job
- •I give great birthday presents to coworkersUsually tickets to something—a concert, sporting event, a play...
- •I work quickly and efficiently
- •I like to do group lunches—and I pick up the foodBecause I'm considerate. I'll order and pick up everyone's lunch.
- •I have been known to pull over on the side of the road to help people with their work crises using my phone as a hotspot
- •I like to keep candy on my desk to share with people
- •I love work and pretty much dedicate my life to it completely