I'm dying a little bit.
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    As Lorelai Gilmore said "It’s bad enough being sick, but anybody can have a cold."
    It's so boring! Everyone gets colds.
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    Your head feels a little bit like a balloon that might pop
    So much congestion!
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    Cough syrup tastes a little bit like the devil?
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    No one really has sympathy for you because colds are really nbd except that you feel like you may die
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    You still have to exist in the world and at work but you're a disgusting ball of flem.
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    You wake up and there is NO COLD MEDICINE in your WHOLE HOUSE.
    This might just be me.
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    You go into the pantry to make soup and find that you're OUT OF SOUP.
    Again, this might just be me.