Our 25 year old selves.
  1. All men are garbage
    Specifically: a flaming garbage funnel at the dump, like in Toy Story 3
  2. Stainless steel appliances
    And their neat features!
  3. Taxes
    And the great deductions we're taking
  4. Real Estate
    And places we plan to buy
  5. Robert De Niro
    And his sexiness
  6. ...death comes for us all.