TO THE TWO BIRDS STALKING ME IN THE AIRPORT 🐦

  1. This bagel is not for you
  2. I'm sorry, but it's an overpriced airport bagel
  3. That I paid for
  4. Get a job, birds
  5. What do you even do?
  6. Just harass young women in the airport?
  7. Uncool.
  8. This building is not for you.
  9. It is for PLANES.
  10. You flight path doesn't need to be cleared by the FAA
  11. You are free from the laws of man
  12. Go, little birds
  13. Be free