So many things. The perpetual booby trap. Requested by @nikhilesh
  1. Putting light colored clothes in with dark colored clothes
    How the faded fad started
  2. Putting light colored clothes in with bright colored clothes
    Hello tinted everything
  3. Forgetting to unpair and separate your socks
    Sock i've wronged you, you are neither clean nor dry
  4. Forgetting to take out the lint
    What are the consequences tho
  5. Leaving clothes in washer overnight
  6. Drying something by accident
    Goodbye, now-tiny dress
  7. Forgetting to empty your pockets
    Eating my dolla bills and that semi important business card
  8. Trying to remember all of the above
    Trials of modern life