How to be the Middle Child
- •Dig up all your siblings secrets and keep them on file for safety
- •Annoy them as mush as possible in private but sit quietly in front of mom or dad to watch the explosion
- •Get in shape. The little one has nonstop energy, and the big one could physically kill you.
- •Always be alert because sometimes they bring hot friends over
- •Everything your eldest sibling does to you do unto your younger sibling (just be smarter about it so you don't get caught)
- •Find pleasure in watching your siblings wallowing in consequences that were meant for you
- •Find everything wrong with their significant others