Items that would be in my handbag right now if I carried a handbag

Inspired by @supabg
  1. Chapstick.
    My lips are chronically chapped.
  2. Bandaids.
    Everyone needs a bandaid at some point.
  3. Coinage.
    I always find myself at a toll booth without coins to pay.
  4. Work schedule.
    I forget the days I work almost as soon as I read my schedule.
  5. Pen and paper.
    For note taking the classy way, longhand
  6. Ibuprofen.
    For headaches, obviously.
  7. Texas Pete hot sauce.
    I could eat it on anything and I am not ashamed.