It speaks to me.
  1. My first Chinese takeout meal in my new apartment came with a fortune cookie that reads: "A ship in harbor is safe, but that's not why ships are built"
    I had just came out as gay (stress) and moved out (more stress). Although I don't place much reverence of power in cookies, this little fortune couldn't have come at a more appropriate time to make me smile.
  2. My loaf of bread has no heel.
    I don't know what the universe is trying to tell me with this one.
  3. My second Chinese takeout meal came with a fortune cookie that contained NO fortune. I repeat, a fortune-less fortune cookie.
    What is happening? (Also, don't judge the amount of Chinese takeout I eat).
  4. I saw 2 professional athletes in public in the span of 12 hours.
    Ben Bishop(TB lightning) at a bar at 2am & then Derek Jeter(NY Yankees) at a cafe for brunch the next morning. Just cool.