Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Today, when I was:
  2. Holding the phone to my ear with my shoulder,
  3. While talking to an insurance representative to resolve an issue,
    An issue that exists because of their mistake
  4. While chopping up a banana to put in my açaí-banana smoothie,
  5. While trying to remain patient with said representative,
    An issue, might I add, that I have been trying to figure out for the past three weeks.
  6. All simultaneously.
  7. The issue has been resolved (all because of a faulty fax number) and I am now enjoying my açaí-banana smoothie, like the adult that I am.