Things I Will Most Likely Always Say "Yes" To

  1. Would you like to make that a large for 67¢ more?
  2. Would you like to try a free sample?
  3. "Hello?....oh hey, Adele....lunch Tuesday? Sounds great....oh, I don't care, you pick....ok see you then!"
  4. Did you want to take a nap before we do [insert anything]?
  5. Whipped cream?
  6. Wanna go to Disney World today?
  7. Do you agree to the above terms & agreements?
  8. I'm sorry, can you forgive me?
  9. Would you like to defer these loan payments until you graduate?