When Siri's A Porky Mouth

  1. Low key sass
    What if I want to extend my battery conservation to its fullest, Siri?
  2. "Good morning, Ethan"
    You can tell she's throwing shade because the only punctuation she uses is a comma. So I slept in a little later than normal, Siri! Sometimes it happens
  3. 😑
    Siri is not as good of an assistant as she should be