a rant that she will, hopefully, never see
  1. NEVER takes out the trash
    we literally pay people to come every Thursday and get our trash wtf
  2. takes a bath in a bathtub she hasn't cleaned so what's the point of even bathing
  3. leaves toothpaste in the sink
    thank god we have separate sinks I would lose my gosh darn head
  4. talks about the Cleveland Cavaliers like its her religion
  5. does typical teenage stuff with her friends
    that I never did because my friends are cooler and introverts like me how gr8