How to celebrate Bid Day aka Greek Christmas
Alternatively named "let's remind everyone that I was in a sorority"
- •Step oneBuy liquor to pregame
- •Step twoPregame by toking and taking shots, remember that you hate hard liquor, regret all your life decisions, repeat
- •Step three. Put on your bid day makeup within the comfort of your own home with your roommate/ "sister". The more like Kesha you look, the better
- •Step four, forget to charge your phone like a dumbass and end up stealing photos from others.
- •Step 5. Change out of your glitter shorts because they're too cold and not comfortable for the after party and take annual butt photo. Then drink too much champagne.
- •Actually meeting the babies and talking to them is optional
- •Step 6. Go to work the next day and regret day drinking that much. Realize you're too old for this shit. Repeat again next year
- •One more photo just for the shorts