DAMN IT Li.st!

I had just got on this thing and now everyone I follow is leaving
  1. YOU HEAR THAT @list, @listbot ?!?
    People are leaving. To go to Twitter.
  2. ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG
    Roll back that update. Actually roll back, like, two updates.
  3. We will forgive you if you listen to us.
  4. P.S. -
    I'm @eightk on all platforms, but private, thanks to some alt-right trolls.