The Bernard Pivot Questionnaire (Inside the Actors Studio)

this is a cool idea - inspired by @Fitz and others
  1. What's your favorite word?
    chrysanthemum. also, ineffable.
  2. What's your least favorite word?
    squelch. and slurs, in general, make me very uncomfortable.
  3. What turns you on?
    a (shared) sense of humor - including jokes about politics bc I am a poli sci nerd at heart
  4. What turns you off?
    being resilient to change. also: being against feminism.
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    fuck. hands down.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    when you close your eyes at the beach and there's the waves crashing and people talking and children yelling and seagulls being seagulls and it all blends together to a constant sound that's not too loud but is definitely there
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    mac n cheese when you mix it - that weird squishy sound (SQUELCH)
  8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
    college professor! this is almost cheating bc I want to teach high school, except it's not.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    chemist/biologist/physicist. really anything science related is not up my alley.
  10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    "welcome! sorry that some people misinterpreted those religious texts into something hateful and oppressive, that's definitely not WJWD."