Things Students Said to ME at Work Today

I work at a middle school & these kids love saying what exactly is on their mind
  1. are you in 6th grade?
    ????????
  2. are you in 8th grade?
    ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
  3. you don't look the same today. are you a different person?
    I wore contacts instead of glasses
  4. you look pretty when you wear makeup!
    so I'm not pretty when I don't wear makeup? which is 90% of the time at work
  5. are you pregnant?
    !!!!! I was wearing a dress that poofed out a lil bit
  6. in conclusion
  7. middle schoolers are the champs of backhanded compliments