some things I have learned in my 20 years of life in the Midwest
  1. fleece lined leggings shall be worn over fleece lined tights
    bc I gotta still wear my cute dress collection but stay warm in the process
  2. it's scientifically proven that mittens are cuter than gloves
  3. humidifiers are wonderful
    winter air is dry and gross and will kill your skin!! stay hydrated pals
  4. you don't have to clean your car off if you never leave the house
  5. salt your walkways
    So the delivery person can safely bring your food to you
  6. die
    the only way to truly survive winter is to not at all