WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO DIE

  1. falling into a black hole
  2. being smothered by a beautiful woman
  3. being shot by someone famous
  4. public execution
  5. eaten by a bunch of dogs
  6. fatal orgasm
  7. anything that would be shown on "sex sent me to the er"
  8. od with johnny depp
  9. anything gang related
  10. being struck by lightning
  11. being beheaded