Things I hate
- •Throw pillowsDon't get me started.
- •CheeseNo, I don't even eat pizza. Yes I've tried it before.
- •KnickknacksThey occupy so much space.
- •SnowIt's pretty until I'm forced to walk in slush and my feet get wet and I want to DIE. I like sledding and whatnot but only for a short amount of time — or after my feet get wet.
- •The coldI'll flee to warmer lands.
- •CatsThey creep me out.
- •ZoosThe giraffe at the Bronx Zoo made me cry because it was sad and lonely.
- •Scary moviesI'll have night terrors for weeks, even if it was a dumb scary movie.
- •Jeff Daniels' Emmy for the NewsroomAn abomination.
- •Decaf coffeeGet the fuck away from me.