Things I've said to the interns in their first week

Without malice (they're good kids Brent)
  1. You can read that — it's a free account
  2. I wrote that on the front page of your intern guide
  3. You can Google that
  4. If it's on the calendar then yes, it is still happening
  5. You should have a hed, dek and byline at the top of your story
  6. You should brush up on your AP style
  7. Talk to your editor, I don't know
  8. You can see my experience on LinkedIn
    (When asked what internships I did)