FEELINGS I HAVE ABOUT THE MOUSE UNDER MY TV
6 weeks into old-row-house life, first mouse sighting. Honestly, I'm impressed it's lasted this long.
- •You perch in a very cute way on my HDMI cableBut I want to finish the first season of Jane the Virgin on Netflix so I fear we are at a standoff
- •Kudos on the denRealized tonight that the IKEA dresser we use as a TV stand has a hollow space underneath that this mouse is using as a hideout. Point to you, mouse.
- •You are so small and have big earsBut I think I might have to murder you despite the points you're winning in this list