FEELINGS I HAVE ABOUT THE MOUSE UNDER MY TV

6 weeks into old-row-house life, first mouse sighting. Honestly, I'm impressed it's lasted this long.
  1. You perch in a very cute way on my HDMI cable
    But I want to finish the first season of Jane the Virgin on Netflix so I fear we are at a standoff
  2. Kudos on the den
    Realized tonight that the IKEA dresser we use as a TV stand has a hollow space underneath that this mouse is using as a hideout. Point to you, mouse.
  3. You are so small and have big ears
    But I think I might have to murder you despite the points you're winning in this list
  4. DISGUSTING