A RANDOM SAMPLING OF INSTAGRAM HANDLES FOLLOWING ME

Instagrammers are so creative! (Shameless plug: follow me @ejsamson)
  1. Callmefag
    No thank you
  2. StephBottoms
    Tell me more
  3. Muff.Masher
    But wait, it gets better: profile name Buster Hymen
  4. CasuallyIntrigued
    Forget you then!
  5. PseudoChuckBass
    Aw #tbt slash Instagram is that old?