WHY MORE PARTIES SHOULD HAVE A "STRICT NO SOCIAL MEDIA POLICY"

  1. Because in the spirit of attending a 90's cover band show you should just set your Away Message and call it a night anyway
  2. Because I can rock out to the Vengaboys without any evidence
  3. Because today I feel all...
    1999!
  4. Because I didn't run the risk of reading a Game of Thrones spoiler tweet
  5. Because I still had enough battery on my phone to write this list this morning