WHY MORE PARTIES SHOULD HAVE A "STRICT NO SOCIAL MEDIA POLICY"
- •Because in the spirit of attending a 90's cover band show you should just set your Away Message and call it a night anyway
- •Because I can rock out to the Vengaboys without any evidence
- •Because today I feel all...1999!
- •Because I didn't run the risk of reading a Game of Thrones spoiler tweet
- •Because I still had enough battery on my phone to write this list this morning