Things that shouldn't be things

  1. Asparagus
    There are enough green vegetables in circulation. There's no room for one that is slimy and makes your pee smell shockingly bad.
  2. College degrees that end in "studies"
    Hate to break it to you, but...
  3. Any accessory or clothing item for a dog
    ...Unless it's a sombrero
  4. Love
    Bah humbug