MY RESPONSE TO MY AUNT WHEN SHE TEXTED ME ASKING WHAT MY 5 FAVORITE NOVELS WERE TODAY

First, I texted "Hmm, that's a tough one." Then:
  1. 1.
    The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexander Dumas
  2. 2.
    Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides
  3. 3.
    Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
  4. 4.
    All the Harry Potter books
  5. 5.
    Atonement by Ian McEwan and I, Claudius by Robert Graves tie for fifth