Absurd things I have yelled at my boyfriend

A running tab of heated "arguments."
  1. "PICKING THINGS UP IS A SCAM!"
    He was trying to find a card game in my apartment, which was nigh impossible.
  2. "THAT'S JUST SO MANY BOWLS!"
    He wanted two bowls for dinner. I made him use a plate. I was trying to save dishes, I actually was being insane.
  3. "THE CUBS WINNING THE WORLD SERIES IN 1908 WAS NOT AN OMEN OF WORLD WAR I!"
    I don't know where he comes up with this shit.
  4. "ONE HOUR PER MOVIE PER YEAR!"
    I had to set limits on how much he could complain about the now-everlasting Star Wars franchise.
  5. "NO, YOU CAN'T ARM THE BROWN BEARS WITH ASSAULT WEAPONS! YOU CAN'T EVEN BUY THEM IN NEW YORK STATE!"
    Am I a nag?
  6. "NO. GO AWAY!"
    Query: "Come play in the pool!"