Body Parts That Are Betraying Me

I'm telling all y'all, it's sabotage.
  1. Left ankle
    It's been EIGHT GODDAMN MONTHS since you broke. Be better, already.
  2. Right knee
    What, you dislocate once and now you have to come back and haunt me seven years later? SCREW YOU.
  3. Tonsils
    ALL I DID WAS GET A FLU SHOT WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
  4. Head
    Just because I went 36 hours without giving you a solid coffee fix doesn't mean you need to throw a five-hour hissy fit.