Body Parts That Are Betraying Me
I'm telling all y'all, it's sabotage.
- •Left ankleIt's been EIGHT GODDAMN MONTHS since you broke. Be better, already.
- •Right kneeWhat, you dislocate once and now you have to come back and haunt me seven years later? SCREW YOU.
- •TonsilsALL I DID WAS GET A FLU SHOT WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
- •HeadJust because I went 36 hours without giving you a solid coffee fix doesn't mean you need to throw a five-hour hissy fit.