Things I Eat Even Though I Know It Will Give Me a Headache
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM SELF-DESTRUCTION.
- •CoffeeThere is no Monday morning — or any morning, really — without all the coffee.
- •ChocolateAbstaining is absurd. Don't try.
- •Brie, Parmesan, sharp cheddarA life with just cream cheese is basically bullshit.
- •Bacon, sausageExcept for BLTs, these are actually the two easiest things to give up. But still, I love the thrill of knowing my head is going to hurt like a bitch in 8-12 hours.
- •Fresh breadWHY WOULD ANYONE EVER GIVE UP WARM, DELICIOUS CARBS?
- •Bourbon"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets." —Ron Swanson
- •NutsPB&J 4 LYFE.