Top 5 Ways to Sabotage a Coworker's Computer
Co-authored by Michael Fucilli.
- 1.CTRL+ALT+UP ARROWOn Windows, this rotates the screen 90 degrees.
- 2.Change keyboard typeDvorak will mess them up for weeks.
- 3.Hide the "Google" shortcut on the desktopThey'll basically think the Internet has abandoned them.
- 4.Reassign Bluetooth mouse to neighbor's computer"Why is my mouse not working?" "Why is the cursor moving?"
- 5.Remove all power cablesPeople don't check that shit.