Co-authored by Michael Fucilli.
    On Windows, this rotates the screen 90 degrees.
  2. Change keyboard type
    Dvorak will mess them up for weeks.
  3. Hide the "Google" shortcut on the desktop
    They'll basically think the Internet has abandoned them.
  4. Reassign Bluetooth mouse to neighbor's computer
    "Why is my mouse not working?" "Why is the cursor moving?"
  5. Remove all power cables
    People don't check that shit.