WEIRD DREAMS I'VE HAD THIS WEEK

  1. Stephen Colbert waxed my eyebrows, and he did a terrible job.
  2. My coworker had a destination wedding in Cuba.
  3. I was walking around London. Everyone was wearing pajamas. I was upset that my pajamas weren't trendy enough.
  4. John Boyega and I were a brother-sister superhero team.