WHO I WOULD FOLLOW TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

(Is it whom?)
  1. RuPaul mothafuckin Andre Charles
    Genuine angel.
  2. My mom
    Also genuine angel.
  3. Michelle Obama
    Those arms, that brain! I would also probably follow Barack, Malia, and Sasha pretty far into the pits.
  4. Stanley Tucci
    I have forgiven him for that movie with Aaron Eckhart where they tunnel to the center of the earth. Also I have his cookbook and would recommend the zucchini ribbon salad (but add mustard to the dressing).
  5. Terry Gross
    My childhood idol. I just feel like she would be genuinely interested in having me as a minion and my thoughts and opinions.
  6. Eloise
    She is me, I is her.