(Is it whom?)
  1. RuPaul mothafuckin Andre Charles
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    Genuine angel.
  2. My mom
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    Also genuine angel.
  3. Michelle Obama
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    Those arms, that brain! I would also probably follow Barack, Malia, and Sasha pretty far into the pits.
  4. Stanley Tucci
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    I have forgiven him for that movie with Aaron Eckhart where they tunnel to the center of the earth. Also I have his cookbook and would recommend the zucchini ribbon salad (but add mustard to the dressing).
  5. Terry Gross
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    My childhood idol. I just feel like she would be genuinely interested in having me as a minion and my thoughts and opinions.
  6. Eloise
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    She is me, I is her.