Siracha is a most magical sauce. It can also be used in the following ways
  1. Fake blood
    Eg at halloween
  2. Insect repellant
    Begone fleas, tics, etc!
  3. Hair dye
    To emulate Emma Stone, but with a special "jalapeño shampoo" smell
  4. Ketchup alternative
    Fourth of July picnics, anyone?
  5. Mace