Whenever I order these in a bar I need to explain how to make them to the bartender. This either leads to a momentary friendship and free drinks or scowls
  1. Rock lobster
    Muddle lots of lemon heavily on ice. Truly lots of lemon. Add one part chambord, one part crown royal whiskey. Strain into martini glass and garnish with lemon twist
  2. The Lexa
  3. Whisper martini
    A martini so dry you hold the glass of gin near your mouth and whisper the word "vermouth"