1. Retirees
  2. Lounge singers
  3. Elvis
  4. Too much strobe lighting
    And behold the night became day and no animal or man could rest
  5. Buffets run dry
  6. Tigers
    Escaped from Siegfried and Roy
  7. Thunder (Down Under)
  8. Giant Mai Tai cups
  9. No jackpots
    And behold for 20 days and 20 nights no slot machine yielded a jackpot; not a car not cash not season tickets; much weeping and consternation was heard