1. Did I miss a Jewish holiday?
    There are always lists about what to cook for Jewish holidays, or things to do on Jewish holidays. So I keep worrying I forgot one and should call my family to wish them happy hannukah or something.
  2. It's really good I don't live in NYC or LA
    People complain about both. A lot.
  3. I really wished I lived in NYC or LA
    Then I read the lists about how awesome both are and regret I can't move to either. A crazy incident on the subway? Constant sunshine? All we have in SF are nerds and fog.
  4. Man this uberpool/lyftline is taking forever
    Self explanatory