THINGS PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME INSTEAD OF MY REAL NAME (ELAD)

When I tell people my name they often mishear me and call me something else
  1. Eli
  2. Aladdin
    Least favorite one
  3. A lot
    My Chinese grandmother in law calls me "a lot"
  4. Elijah
  5. Bob
    This seriously happened once. Maybe he just calls everyone Bob?