How I Feel About Being on My College's Brochure

For which I just had my picture taken
  1. The photographer said they were searching for a "confident, I just graduated grin" but I graduate in May 2016
  2. I was just recently chastised for my lack of professionalism by an administrator at said college
  3. I don't know how to cross my arms and not look mad or cold
  4. Damn, I sexy and am now a MODEL